Not Too Snappy...

HEY SNAPFISH, when I pay $6.74 extra for a 2 day shipment I expect it at my door in 2 days. I don't expect an e-mail in 2 days telling me the shipment will be at my door in 2 more days.  My entire total for my order was less than $2. I paid three times as much for quick shipping....and you're not even doing that. Your inadequacy really steams my clams.

A follow up:  HEY SNAPFISH, your customer service blows.