Not Too Snappy...

HEY SNAPFISH, when I pay $6.74 extra for a 2 day shipment I expect it at my door in 2 days. I don't expect an e-mail in 2 days telling me the shipment will be at my door in 2 more days.  My entire total for my order was less than $2. I paid three times as much for quick shipping....and you're not even doing that. Your inadequacy really steams my clams.

A follow up:  HEY SNAPFISH, your customer service blows.

Throw out the trash

HEY CITY OF PITTSBURGH DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC WORKS, I do, in fact, pay my taxes. That means you should, in fact, take my trash when I set it out on my curb. Sure, my bag of dirt was heavy 3 weeks ago. But last week I separated it in to two doubled bags for you and this week I even put it in a trash can to make it easier to lift up. YOU LEFT IT THREE TIMES NOW. Tell me, please, how can I make this easier for YOU to handle.  I'm 140 pounds and while it is still heavy, I can lift it. You took a stove from me weeks ago, WHY CAN'T YOU TAKE A BAG OF DIRT!?  And your customer service lady who tells me you are "garbage collectors, not dirt collectors" and who insists on interrupting me and telling me stupid obvious things like "putting it in a can only makes it heavier, ma'am" is the worst. Who hired her?! Put yourselves on the curb. Your ignorance and disrespect steams my clams.

Crackberry

HEY RIM/BLACKBERRY, how dare you call yourself a "smart phone" when you can't even let me sign in to Facebook twice in one week without shutting down on me altogether. And what is this white screen/hourglass bullshit? And why in God's name did all of my contacts disappear?  AND WHERE ARE MY PHOTOS?! Your stupid phone really steams my clams!

MedSUXpress

HEY MEDEXPRESS, making me wait in the waiting room for 25 minutes, followed by a wait in the actual appointment room for 50 minutes is NOT OK.  Just because the doctor only spend 8 minutes with me does not qualify it as "express."  Thanks for making me late to my big meeting. Your misleading company name really steams my clams.